quackenbuschlight:

"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"

fire cannot kill a dragon

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Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

melkior:

send hELP

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kryptokatniss:

emilyissherlocked:

africant:

 vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

They look better in a dress than I do.

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westside-california:

westside-california:

This post is my legacy.

It’s over 9,000!!!!!

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Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

Asked by Anonymous

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

paintmesilent:

Transparent

Edit by me.

Source.

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ecstatic-motion:

My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.

(He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field.)

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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

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michaelsgavin:

Did I say that out loud?

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1950s Prom and Party Dresses: Pastels

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geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

(Source: brozoi, via postulation)

(Source: rainbowrandomcuteness, via littles-and-bigs-playground)

dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

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